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You say to-may-toe; I say toh-mah-tah. Deal with it.
Tuesday, May 04, 2004

sweet (dill) revenge

I knew those pickles were trouble! Imagine, there I was, innocently reaching for some pate and a loaf of bread out of the fridge, when the jar of pickles on the side shelf virtually leapt out and attacked me! I kid you not, it viciously thumped into my wrist before falling to the floor, where it promptly attempted to skewer my ankles with glass shards, no doubt in a final gesture of defiance. Good thing Sage wasn't around.

Honestly, I think I'm the only person who regularly gets attacked by kamikaze food items (A murderous coconut attempted to brain me on the street several months ago.), although some might say I provoked it with yesterday's anti-pickle entry. But who would have imagined that pickles could be so vindictive? Much less that they actually sneak into the bedroom at night and go online to read blogs...
Nikki bit in at 12:47 PM :: ::
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