Mini-Me

Elbert will be the first to tell you this isn't actually quite me--too "nice", too squeaky-clean. However, if you just imagine that the left hand, tucked discreetly downward, is secretly making a Very Impolite Gesture with the fingers, then it represents me quite admirably: waving on the outside, smirking on the inside.

Because my feeling is, life is too short not to make fun of it. I'm a flash and the world is my pan.