Ha! I managed to write my comic script in one day. My coolness knows no bounds.
out in the weird world
A farmer in eastern China paid U.S.$2,400 (Php133,000) for an arranged marriage with a woman in Fujian province. After the wedding, his costly bride refused to sleep with him, claiming she felt unwell. She ran away six days later, but the farmer pursued her, tracking her down in a neighboring town. Upon seeing him, she attempted to run again, so the farmer grabbed her. In the ensuing struggle, the so-called bride's fake breasts fell off, and the poor man realized he had been duped in one of the worst ways. Police are now holding the former bride on suspicion of obtaining money by deception.
After all, how many other explanations are there? That the guy did it for kicks?