Why I Love My Husband

Because, among myriad other reasons, Dean has seen fit to order us up a DSL connection that at last saves me from the agony and frustration of dial-up--and saves you, fellow blogger, from my unjust ire when I have spent seventy years patiently waiting for your blog to load only to learn that you have posted nothing new.

(Note that I am hardly innocent of this crime myself; but I did say "unjust", didn't I? Certain crimes are forgiveable to me when I do them, but not you. Life's a bitch that way; and we all know I am, too.)