homonyms can be dangerous
Obviously, I've been working too hard.
What I meant to write in one of my copywriting projects was: "We can help with financial analysis in preparation for investments, acquisitions, and mergers."
It's a good thing I generally check my copy before I submit it, because otherwise I would have sent off this brilliant line: "We can help with financial analysis in preparation for investments, acquisitions, and murders."
Granted, it's probably more interesting that way, but I doubt the client would have appreciated it. I could always have argued that it does serve the purpose of drawing more attention to the company...