contradiction in terms

Contradiction in Terms

You say to-may-toe; I say toh-mah-tah. Deal with it.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

One More Slice

...of Hollywood Reality, inspired by Melissa:

8. The thicker the non-American accent, the higher the probability of eeevil. Women with pronounced accents are sexy and bad; or just sexy; or just bad. Men with pronounced accents are slightly bad, thoroughly bad, or Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Nikki bit in at 4:51 PM :: ::

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illustration by El

Nikki Alfar is really not as sexy as El's illustration would have you believe... but she doesn't mind if you think of her that way.

: Name: Nikki; Location: Pasig City, Metro Manila, Philippines

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