Pre-School Sex Scandal!

“Mom,” my three-year-old daughter said to me after her pre-school let out for the day, “everyone in my school is having sex.”

“What?” I asked her, dropping what I was doing.

“Sex,” Sage repeated. “All my classmates.”

As I stared at her in shock and disbelief, she proceeded to clarify: “Maxine has sick. Hanson has sick. Edwin has sick. Everybody is having sicks.”

She was a little ticked off when her mother just couldn’t stop laughing.

Okay, I'm sorry for misleading y'all with the title, but it was just too good not to share! This anecdote was originally published on Sage's blog, Learning to Be.